I recently stole a blue ceramic mushroom off of the front lawn of one of my stops on my work route, with the intention of giving it to my high school history teacher. I've realized what a heap of bad karma this has most probably gained me, and I've decided to repaint and return the mushroom to its rightful color and home respectively. I will also leave an apology letter along with the mushroom explaining why I robbed its owners of it, and sending my condolences to their ceramic frog--for its short lived stand-in on the mailbox garden.
I really am sorry :(
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